Things i right clicked on

over the years i collected a lot of pictures and forgot where they were from or what exactly they were. finally i decided to start posting these pictures with a small commentary.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Baloons

I ns tructions for a fun time on the in terstate...............

Step 1. Tie balloons to car.

Step 2. Drive like a bat out of #*&%@!....

Step 3. Watch people freak out !!!!

anyone know where i can get these hat tip to she who is unnamed

Friday afternoon map

thanks to jeffro for sending this in

Thursday, June 29, 2006

i think this picture from here is appropriate for the following news story.

Islamophobia Is a Crime Against Humanity: Erdogan
after reading the above story ask yourself how about christaphobia or judeophobia (the irrational fear of christians and jews) that most of the masses suffer from in the middle east?

Nice paint job

hat tip thomass

Thirsty Thursday Wood


















found these in my e-mail thanks thomass if anyone knows who the artist is please let me know i'd like to link these him

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

filed under i want one

The Adventurer is a three-person dry submersible that takes its passengers to a maximum depth of 40 metres. Powered by four electric motors, each offering one-hundred-ten pounds of thrust, the Adventurer fuels underwater exploration.

found here

something i found in my e-mail

World's Thinnest Books
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FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac


HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda





MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno


HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver





MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton





MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden





THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates





THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman


MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore





AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC


AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS





DETROIT: a Travel Guide





A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian


ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
B y Ellen de Generes


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson


SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA



THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY



MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson





Bridge Travel by Ted Kennedy


And the world's Number One Thinnest Book
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jesse Jackson


hat tip to thomass for sending this

Tuesday, June 20, 2006


"With God Almighty's blessing, Abu Hamza al-Muhajer carried out the verdict of the Islamic court" for the soldier's slaying, said a statement in the name of the Mujahedeen Shura Council. Later the message used the word "slaughtered," which in previous cases has been used to describe beheadings.

full story here

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"A Soldier's Prayer"
(Larry Walker, Tommy Oliver)

One hot desert morning at dawn's early light
While trudging through the sand
I found a piece of paper
Clutched in a young man's hand

And upon that paper the words he wrote
Were not filled with despair
Just thoughts from the heart of a brave young lad
He called it, "A Soldier's Prayer"

I took the paper from his hand and read it aloud...

Will there be a place in heaven
For a person such as me
Who, through youth and the love for life
Isn't all you'd have me be?

I've been a man but a short time now
And I'll ask you this, if I might
Isn't fighting for freedom's cause
A fight that's always right?

The men I've killed, some things I've done
Are not things I've wanted to do
But a job I believe had to be done
By we who believe in you

I had those thoughts upon my mind
When I heard that deadly sound
Then, all around me, one by one
My friends fell to the ground

Somehow I knew before it hit
Fear ran up my spine
I felt the blast tearing my side
I knew this one was mine

There'll be much grief for loved ones at home
when they learn that I am dead
Please ease their pain and let them know
These things that I have said

Time's run out, I can feel death's sting
Oh, God, please hear my plea
Let there be a place in heaven
For a person such as me

Lord, this is the chaplain, I'm here with this lad
Our country's given the finest it had
We who are older and have studied your word
Know this boy's prayer is more than just heard

It is answered with your love
And the promise that there'll be
A special place in heaven
For a person such as he.


listen to the above here

Monday, June 19, 2006

You cant make this stuff up

A blog dedicated to cats that look like Hitler found here

Thursday, June 15, 2006

1930's Alert


found this cartoon here and the translation of irans presidential advisors speech here

the money quote is

"On a visit to Gilan University, president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s advisor Mohammad Ali Ramin said to a group of students in the town of Rasht, 'Ten years ago, when I brought up the issue of the Holocaust for the first time in this country, my goal was to defend the Jewish people. But among the Jews there have always been those who killed God’s prophets and who opposed justice and righteousness. Throughout history, this religious group has inflicted the most damage on the human race, while some of its groups engaged in plotting against other nations and ethnic groups to cause cruelty, malice and wickedness.'

Next


Photoshop found here full story found here

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Outrage of the day


this cartoon was in the june 7th edition of the Arizona Republic newspaper more on this story found here and here and here


cool graphic check out the place i found it at lots of streaming video's can be found there also


Elite special forces troops being dropped behind enemy lines on covert missions are to ditch their traditional parachutes in favour of strap-on stealth wings.

The lightweight carbon fibre mono-wings will allow them to jump from high altitudes and then glide 120 miles or more before landing - making them almost impossible to spot, as their aircraft can avoid flying anywhere near the target.

read the whole story here

stolen from here

Monday, June 12, 2006

Today in History


Thirty-nine years ago today, the Supreme Court declared in Loving v. Virginia that laws against interracial marriage violated the Fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution.

more info can be found at La Shawn Barber's Corner

can ap reporters read english

What is wrong with this picture hat tip to Michelle Malkin

you cant make this stuff up

Daily Kos readers have a Tinfoil hat making contest found over at Michelle Malkins site

wonder if anyone used this book

Miniatures

Elvis Presley on a pinhead
It's unpredictable how long this talent will last, but ultimately his unique and exclusive creations will outlive him for generations to come, as national treasures like a priceless Rembrandt or Picasso.

there is a lot more here thanks go to Sandmonkey for the link


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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Shamelesly stolen from here