BWAHAHAHA.........

Read about it here

MMMM.... Donuts

Dunkin’ is suing franchisees that it says were knowingly employing illegal aliens:
read the rest here

Airport Security

Found this over here

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

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Republican's Answer

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


Click


Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?


Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

Hat Tip to lilacc1

An old favorite

Found over at the Jawa Report

Todays Flag day

Found this one here

Something i found in my email

The other day, I needed to go to the

emergency room.


Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I

put on my old Army fatigues and stuck

a patch that I had downloaded off the

internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed

that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't

that sick after all.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the

next time you're in need of quicker

emergency service.

It also works well if you ever have to use a

Laundromat...

The Great Watch Caper of 2007

Seen this on the news the other day, seems he took the watch off before shaking hands with the crowd.

Become Just One Person

Just one person.

No....

Just. One. Person.

As I think more and more about the events of Monday, April 16, I can’t get that thought out of my head.

We are often told how “just one person can make a difference” to the environment or in our community. We are told that “just one person’s vote can make a difference.”

We all know it’s hogwash. It takes thousands of “just one person” so make a difference globally, nationally, or even locally.

But in those classrooms and residence halls in Blacksburg, Virginia, Just. One. Person. legally licensed to carry a pistol could have made all the difference in the world to 32 people.

Just. One. Person.

Go read the Rest Here

B-B-But they support the Troops

Can we call them Traitors yet

The 12th Viking

For More go Google the 12th Viking Hat Tip Gates of Vienna

Dome of the Rock

The Dome of the rock circa 1880's or 1890's forgot where i found it. this is how holy Jerusalem and the el aqsa (sp) mosque was for muslims before israel was created

I Want One

Strange Statues

Found these here

How Many Mice Does It Take to Screw In A Light Bulb

Summer BBQ Special

As every Southerner knows it's time to get ready for that all important cooking technique of the south---outdoor Grilling! ? I have found several stores (not just in the south) where you can get a FREE Bar-B-Q Grill! This is not a joke.? You can get a free BBQ grill from any of the following stores:

A&P
Albertsons
Costco
Fry's
Kroger

Kmart
Big Lots
Brookshire's
Lowes
Publix
Safeway
Sam's Club